After years of living as a imp on the lost isle of “Kent”, spending his days shining his small, pointy, imp-like shoes, Tom decided to throw off the shackles of oppression and make his bid for freedom. He packed his little chequered knapsack with cookies and lashings of ginger beer, and left. He made it to the M25, about 4 miles away. After an incident with a polish lorry driver, some European migrants hiding in the undercarriage took him under their wing. They continued on their voyage, eventually reaching a strange and mystical world known as Guildford. His first sight was the legendary “Bearded Lady of Guildford”, and Tom instantly fell in love. He has never left. Oh and he co-hosts a radio show.