This Go-getter’s name is Blake Anderson-James, which as everyone knows translates in Icelandic to “The Boy Who Can Spit Without A Mouth”, once beat Chuck Norris in a game of checkers. This resulted in said Mr. Norris commencing a rage of fury and torment; subsequently causing the latest economic recession.
His hands and left wrist were actually sculpted by Argos, the God of Stock-Collecting, which allows musical knowledge and item codes for random pieces of equipment that can be found somewhere else at a much cheaper price, to literally flow through his fingertips.
His favourite bands are Modest Mouse and The Black Keys, and is currently taking a Ph.D. in “How To Survive An Alien Invasion By A Race Of Tiny Fluorescent Elephants Who Just Want The Lights Turned Off So They Can Scare Mice With Their Glow” and is the only person alive who honestly knows what Don McLean was really talking about in his Top Hit “American Pie” (turns out he just loves Tiramasu).
