Life was never easy for Doug. Raised by a herd/flock/group/gaggle/gang of wolves, he was always the "strange one" in childhood. Mocked by many, feared by more; he got his head down and decided to pursue his dream: to become the best radio presenter Guildford (and later, the world) has ever seen.
In order to follow his aspirations, he took a course that would enable him an easy passage into journalism: Business Management. Now in third-year, Doug decided to join GU2 when he realised he would be a truly dreadful candidate for any employer and thus needed to kiss some major butt.
You can find him around campus rustling in bins, uttering threats in long-dead languages and generally making life for female freshers a living hell.