Hailing from the Greenlandic ice flats, with the ability to topple camel herds by sneezing, snapping blue whales in half by clicking his fingers, and even surviving Chuck Norris' stare.... It's Bale!
Seriously though, his name's James, and he actually comes from Surrey. Pastimes includes; studying Media Studies, fixing everyone's computer problems and generally being funny while listening to Coldplay. Whenever he appears on the scene, hilarity is bound to follow in some unusual, unexpected way!