Currently failing his maths degree, he devotes his time to presenting on gu2 radio along side his identical twin The Mule. Not much is known about him apart from that he has long been suspected of being brought up by a pack of grisly bears and can often be seen talking to animals as though he can understand them.
If you do meet him though a hug is an essential part of the greeting so don't be frightened when he charges towards you as though you're a giant pot of honey.